Apparently my investigative work into all things rump in Lexington was woefully inadequate; earlier this morning I received a phone call from Alert Reader Teresa, who informed me that my catalog of assinine-named businesses obviously, was incomplete.

Behold. Or rather, perhaps — “BEHIND!”

Here we have a beer and burger joint down by the University of Kentucky reveling in its endearing moniker. A certain amount of sophomoric hijinks can be expected near a university campus — yet this nobel enterprise is aiming higher: franchise opportunities are available.

So if you want to hit this action, buddy, time to get your butt in gear.